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Danger Really Is Everywhere School Of Danger Danger Is Everywhere 3

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Author: David O'Doherty
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 0141371110
Size: 74.43 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 240
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Book Description: *SHORTLISTED FOR THE LAUGH OUT LOUD CHILDREN'S BOOK AWARDS 2016* The world's greatest (and only) DANGEROLOGIST is back to make YOU into a Level 3 DANGEROLOGIST in his new SCHOOL OF DANGER handbook. Following a mishap involving his DANGER MOBILE (shopping trolley) and the local school dinner lady, Docter Noel Zone joins the teaching staff to help out. WARNING! BEWARE! CAUTION! But any POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows that schools are full of DANGER - from VAMPIRE teachers to HAUNTED BOOKS! And when bikes start to go missing from around school, to Docter Noel, it's never been clearer that DANGER REALLY IS EVERYWHERE Diary of a Wimpy Kid meets The Dangerous Book for Boys, DANGER REALLY IS EVERYWHERE is the third brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish. Praise for the DANGER IS EVERYWHERE series: 'I dislocated my jaw laughing' Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl 'A brilliantly silly survival guide' Sunday Express 'A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.' Time Out London 'Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid' The Times 'A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.' Financial Times 'Brilliantly funny' Gransnet 'A brilliantly mapcap guide' ni4Kids.com 'Laugh-out-loud' TheSchoolRun.comcom.


Danger Is Everywhere

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Author: David O'Doherty
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 9780316299305
Size: 55.13 MB
Format: PDF
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 256
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Book Description: This fully illustrated, totally wacky handbook is about an everyman who is afraid of everything! Dr. Noel Zone, the greatest (and only) dangerologist in the world, is ready to teach readers how to avoid danger at all costs--from sneaky snakes posing as toothbrushes, to sharks hiding in toilets, to robots disguised as kindly grandmas. After all, DANGER IS EVERYWHERE, and we need to be prepared! With art on every page, this hilarious and truly creative handbook will have readers laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.


Danger Is Everywhere Free Preview Edition The First 67 Pages

Danger Is Everywhere  FREE PREVIEW EDITION  The First 67 Pages  PDF

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Author: David O'Doherty
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0316383724
Size: 52.13 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 20
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Book Description: This fully illustrated, totally wacky handbook is about an everyman who is afraid of everything! Dr. Noel Zone, the greatest (and only) dangerologist in the world, is ready to teach readers how to avoid danger at all costs--from sneaky snakes posing as toothbrushes, to sharks hiding in toilets, to robots disguised as kindly grandmas. After all, DANGER IS EVERYWHERE, and we need to be prepared! With art on every page, this hilarious and truly creative handbook will have readers laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.


Danger Is Everywhere

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Author: Noel Zone
Publisher:
ISBN:
Size: 31.57 MB
Format: PDF, Docs
Category : Emergency management
Languages : en
Pages : 240
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Book Description: Taken from the notebooks of the enigmatic and ultra-cautious Dangerologist Docter Noel Zone, 'Danger is Everywhere' is a brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of all kinds.


The Danger Is Everywhere

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Author: Barbara A. West
Publisher: Waveland PressInc
ISBN:
Size: 44.52 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
Category : Social Science
Languages : en
Pages : 155
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Danger Is Totally Everywhere

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Author: David O'Doherty
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 9780316502023
Size: 79.79 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 224
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Book Description: A third laugh-out-loud handbook from Dr. Noel Zone for avoiding the craziest danger scenarios out there--and this time it's all about SCHOOL! In this third wacky handbook about how to avoid danger of every kind--from vampiric teachers to haunted books--Dr. Noel Zone joins the teaching staff of the local school after a small mishap involving his Danger Mobile (a shopping cart). But any POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows that schools are full of danger in the classrooms, in the lunchroom, and most definitely in the gymnasium. Thank goodness readers have a professional on their side! With art on every page, silly acronyms, and recurring characters, this follow-up to Danger Is Everywhere and Danger Is Still Everywhere will have readers laughing their heads off--and ready to go back to school!


Danger Is Still Everywhere

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Author: David O'Doherty
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 9780316299343
Size: 33.91 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 224
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Book Description: Dr. Noel Zone is BACK to make YOU into a qualified Level 2 Dangerologist in this wacky handbook about how to avoid danger of even more kinds--from dinosaurs to volcanoes to the circus--plus the overwhelming danger of a real live puppy! A little dog called Napkin has come to stay, but every POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows the only safe pet is a pet rock. As Napkin wreaks havoc around the Dangerzone, Dr. Noel will have to work up the courage to keep teaching (and to leave the safety of his wardrobe)! With art on every page, silly acronyms, and recurring characters, this hilarious follow-up to Danger Is Everywhere is perfect for readers of all ages who are looking for a laugh!


Danger Is Everywhere A Handbook For Avoiding Danger

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Author: David O'Doherty
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 014135416X
Size: 50.28 MB
Format: PDF, Docs
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 256
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Book Description: Diary of a Wimpy Kid meets The Dangerous Book for Boys, DANGER IS EVERYWHERE is a brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish. DOES IT WARN YOU ABOUT WHAT TO DO IF A SHARK COMES UP OUT OF THE LOO WHILE YOU ARE SITTING ON IT? Yes it does. AND HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOUR GRANNY IS A ROBOT? That too. AND WHAT TO DO IF A VOLCANO ERUPTS UNDERNEATH YOUR HOUSE? After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this book will let you know exactly how to deal with it. 'I dislocated my jaw laughing' Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl Written by Docter Noel Zone, the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist, with the help of his neighbours: David O'Doherty (words) is a stand-up comedian, writer and regular guest on television shows such as QI, Have I Got News For You and Would I Lie To You? He has written two theatre shows for children, including one where he fixed their bicycles live on stage. Chris Judge (pictures) is the award winning author/illustrator of The Lonely Beast and a number of other picture books for children. His work has appeared in high-profile advertising campaigns, newspapers, magazines, exhibitions and other media in Ireland and the UK. His most recent work includes cover artwork for Roddy Doyle's Brilliant. www.DangerIsEverywhere.co.uk 'A brilliantly silly survival guide' Sunday Express 'A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.' Time Out London 'A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.' Financial Times 'Brilliantly funny' Gransnet 'A brilliantly mapcap guide' ni4Kids.com 'Laugh-out-loud' TheSchoolRun.com


Danger Is Still Everywhere Beware Of The Dog Danger Is Everywhere Book 2

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Author: David O'Doherty
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 0141359218
Size: 30.37 MB
Format: PDF
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 224
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Book Description: Will Docter Noel Zone's second book tell you how to combat a CROCUUM*? YES And reveal the secrets of the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist? THAT TOO. Has he written it yet? NO Is it because he's hiding in a wardrobe? MAYBE Docter Noel is facing his most terrifying situation EVER - a little dog called Napkin has come to stay. That may not sound particularly dangerous, but every POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows the only safe pet is a pet rock. So now Docter Noel is stuck in a wardrobe while Napkin wreaks havoc around the Dangerzone. And all the while Docter Noel is supposed to be writing his new VERY IMPORTANT handbook on Dangerology (Level 2). That is until the Pet of the Year competition is announced and Docter Noel hatches a plan to impress his neighbor Gretel. There's only one problem. Serial safety-flouter Max WURST is the judge. . . For Docter Noel, it's never been clearer that DANGER IS STILL EVERYWHERE *A crocodile that looks like a vacuum cleaner that lives under the stairs.


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Author: Селесте Інґ
Publisher: Наш формат
ISBN: 6177279945
Size: 32.31 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
Category : Fiction
Languages : uk
Pages : 248
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Book Description: Роман «Несказане» американки Селесте Інґ визнано найкращою книжкою року за версією Amazon, National Public Radio, San Francisco Chronicle, Entertainment Weekly та низки інших видань. Права на переклад роману придбали понад двадцять країн. Тематика художня література, трилер, сучасна американська проза, психологія, детектив. Про книжку Лідія — центр всесвіту сім’ї Лі. Довкола неї обертаються усі мрії, сподівання, слова і вчинки. Мати наперед визначила її долю — свою блакитнооку дівчинку вона бачить лікаркою, дорослою, упевненою в собі жінкою. Купує їй книжки, допомагає робити домашні завдання, береже, мов коштовний скарб, і навіть не пускає з дому. Батько мовчки потурає дружині. Інші двоє дітей ростуть у тіні виплеканого батьками «сонечка». Та одного дня їхня зірка зникає назавжди. Чорна діра, що утворилася у душах батьків, затягує всіх, хто лишився... Чи наважаться рідні, опинившись на краю прірви, нарешті сказати те, про що мовчали? Для кого книжка Для якнайширшого кола читачів, усі поціновувачів якісної художньої літератури та тих, кого цікавить сучасна проза, детективи та жахи. Чому ця книжка Роман «Несказане» — один із найгучніших дебютів 2015 року. Молода письменниця приголомшила читачів глибоким, багатошаровим, блискуче написаним, вишуканим романом. «Несказане» — захоплива книга про любов, секрети та брехню, які завжди йдуть поруч. Про автора Селесте Інґ — американська письменниця, лауреатка Пушткартської премії за найкраще оповідання. «Несказане» — її перший роман, що й приніс авторці світову славу. Відгуки про книжку: «Прекрасно... Віртуозний дебют... Зворушливо... Інґ спритно розплутує нитки родинної саги. «Несказане» — про таємниці, які тримають американську сім’ю разом і врешті- решт розривають її на частини». — Los Angeles Times «Зворушливо. Емоційно точно. Прекрасно передано психологічну механіку горя. Ця книжка знайде відгук у серцях людей, які пережили сімейну драму». — Boston Globe «Дебютний роман Селесте Інґ починається цілком традиційно: зникла дівчина, озеро, «поганий хлопець», який бачив її останнім... Інґ майстерно перемикає кадр між долею героїні і її родичами. Це роман про тягар бути першою, тягар іноді нестерпний». — New York Times