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My Favorite Fangs

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Author: Alan Goldsher
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 1250011531
Size: 31.54 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 304
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Book Description: THE HILLS ARE ALIVE...WITH THE SOUND OF SUCKING Maria von Trapp is sweet, innocent, and can sing like an angel. Oh, and she's also a bloodthirsty vampire. When Maria is kicked out of the zombie-infested abbey where she's been residing for the past 612 years, she's forced to take care of the family Von Trapp, a rowdy clan in need of some serious discipline... or vampirification. After Maria turns the Von Trapp children into children of the night and marries the Von Trapp patriarch, the family seems destined for eternal (really, really eternal) bliss. But the Nazi Undeath Squads are on the march, intent on ridding Europe of bloodsuckers. And Maria will have to do everything in her power—supernatural or otherwise—to save her vampire brood. Sixteen going on seventeen members of our legal team have instructed us to tell you, even though it should be obvious, that My Favorite Fangs was not prepared, authorized, licensed, approved, or endorsed by any person or entity involved in the creation or production of The Sound of Music film, or any version of the stage musical. That seventeenth wouldn't take our call because he was too busy drinking his tea—a drink with jam and bread—to weigh in.


Faker S Guide To The Classics

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Author: Michelle Witte
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 0762795476
Size: 26.16 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 288
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Book Description: DIVWith a chatty voice and sarcastic style, The Faker's Guide to the Classics condenses the great—but long and often complicated—novels, plays, and poems into bite-size nuggets of info that are easy to digest, cutting out the bloated analysis and nauseating debate of other reading guides. From Anna Karenina and Beowulf to Ulysses and Wuthering Heights, each of the 100 books profiled here is a classic that everyone talks about but only hardcore lit majors have actually read. Now, with The Faker's Guide to the Classics, you, too, can: Reminisce about books you were supposed to read for class but didn't; fudge literary discussions at fancy parties; impress a date with your incredible knowledge and wit; and cut through the ivory tower of world letters to read like a ninja! Each entry contains: a quick and dirty narrative description of plot points and overall story, including significant twists and surprise endings, told with humorous brevity; famous quotes from each work, accompanied by smartass responses; the original cover or an illustration conveying the work’s tone (or lack thereof). Brief author bios, including misdeeds and scandals, add illuminating and occasionally disgusting background to each work. All of the text appears in simple, contemporary English, so it’s easy to understand—and short enough to tweet. With this must-have guide, there’s no more need to worry whether a reference to Miss Havisham is an insult or to wonder what happened to Moby-Dick. Not reading the classics has never been easier! /div


Under The Solstice Moon Yuri Novel

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Author: Sapphire Sophilia
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 055739368X
Size: 35.53 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Languages : en
Pages : 142
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Book Description: Catherine is a college student who has the ability to see ghosts. When her beloved aunt Ester dies and she is unable to see her spirit, Catherine flees back home only to get into a car wreck. Enter the exotic and beautiful Dorothy, who saves Catherine from the accident and nurses her back to health. As the two girls spend more time together, secrets are revealed as the girls find themselves unmistakably drawn to one another...


My Babysitter Has Fangs

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Author: Ann Hodgman
Publisher: Simon & Schuster/Paula Wiseman Books
ISBN: 9780671758684
Size: 28.34 MB
Format: PDF
Category : Baby sitters
Languages : en
Pages : 137
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Book Description: When Meg's new neighbor, Kelly Pitts, begins dating a mysterious boy named Victor, Meg suspects that the boy is actually Vincent, the vampire who had terrorized her last year on Moose Island. Original.


Got Fangs

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Author: Katie Maxwell
Publisher: Leisure Books
ISBN: 9780843953992
Size: 72.57 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 193
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Book Description: A vampire's girlfriend dishes the dirt on her travels with a fair through Hungary and her beau Benedikt, who requires her help to redeem his soul. Original.


Must Love Fangs

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Author: Jessica Sims
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1451661827
Size: 47.92 MB
Format: PDF
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 356
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Book Description: Professional matchmaker Marie Bellavance entertains the advances of two vampires and a were-cougar in this sensual story of supernatural love. Original. 50,000 first printing.


My Favorite Story

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Author: Fannie Hurst
Publisher:
ISBN:
Size: 72.76 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
Category : Short stories
Languages : en
Pages : 290
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My Favorite Books

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Author: Robert Blatchford
Publisher:
ISBN:
Size: 75.73 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
Category : Books and reading
Languages : en
Pages : 253
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Jam

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Author: Alan Goldsher
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1504023870
Size: 10.61 MB
Format: PDF
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 272
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Book Description: Jam is a passionate tale of money-hungry musicians, sleazy record companies, over-adoring fans, the majesty of jazz, and ultimately, a creative soul who is true to himself and to his art.


I Only Have Fangs For You

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Author: Kathy Love
Publisher: Kensington Books
ISBN: 075824780X
Size: 58.45 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 320
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Book Description: Bite Me One thing you have to know about my brother Sebastian: he loves being a vampire. He's eternally twenty-five. He's single, and frankly, he's a chick magnet. Yeah, undeath is good. The only thing he's serious about is his nightclub, Carfax Abbey. It's the sort of dark, happening spot where vampires can really let their fangs down. My brother Rhys and I have tried to get Sebastian to clean up his bad-boy ways like we did, but then he went and called us "fang-whipped." Okay, Bite Boy, chew on this. . . The ultimate righteous reformer, Wilhemina Weiss, is on a mission to shut down Carfax Abbey. It seems the spirited, sexy-without-knowing-it vampire is working undercover as a cocktail waitress while waging a secret war to bring him down. Sebastian's A-positive he can convince Miss Goody-Vampire-Two-Fangs that nothing beats the ecstasy of a good vampire bite. I gotta tell you, the suspense would kill me--if I weren't already undead. . . "A unique blend of heat, humor and heart!" --Erin McCarthy